did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
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Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
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This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
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He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
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Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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