Where did you get a picture of my penis
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
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