you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
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Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
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I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.