How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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