I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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