maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
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I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
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Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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