coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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