i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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