There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
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