quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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