I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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