We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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