Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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