More tranny stories later!
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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