just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
whose parrot is this?
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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