If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
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shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
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I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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