my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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