is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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