when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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