You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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