i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Randomize
