singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
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HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
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It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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