i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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