You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
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I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
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Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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