please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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