SEEEEXXX PLEASE
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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