whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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