so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Randomize
