Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Enjoy the penises
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
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