North Korea, Best Korea!
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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