I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
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Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
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If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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