Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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