Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
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One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
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Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
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