she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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