are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I wish i was in the wii world.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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