tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
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I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
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Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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