Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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