No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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