Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
nutella sex= disaster
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
