spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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