what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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