You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Randomize
