Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
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