dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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