We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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