wat bout pragnant strippers??
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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