he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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