Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
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but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
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Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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