Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
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The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
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People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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