Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
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week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
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Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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