Don't you send me to vm
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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