can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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