ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
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