she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
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