Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
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You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
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I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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