Don't you send me to vm
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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