You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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