using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
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Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
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while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
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