My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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