There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
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in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
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The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
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